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Martian Poop

The original Martian Poop.  It's fun to show your friends (and frenemies .) Much like a Slime that could be eaten - but we don't suggest it because it tastes like...Martian Poop!  Contains 1 lab jar, 2 portable Specimen cans.
NONTOXIC entertainment, not a food.

Martian Doo

Doh!, this is our silly play doo.  You could say it's an ANTI-STESS tool, because it's a thick, shape-able type of Martian Poo...errr Poop!  
Contains 1 lab jar, 2 portable Specimen cans.
NONTOXIC entertainment, not a food.

Martian Snots

A runny, slimy Martian Poo Candy. Said the Martian to the Grey-Alien: "This sweet confection will cure your direction..." (Err something like that.)  
Contains 1 lab jar, 2 portable Specimen cans..
NONTOXIC entertainment.

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