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Read The Daily Poop→Michigan Man Claims Abdominal Snowman Stole His WiFi Password
Creature allegedly used the connection to stream cooking tutorials. “Police refuse to file report, suggest changing password.”
Alien Tourists Complain Earth “Smells Like Hot Dog Water”
Galactic Yelp reviews drop to 2.3 stars. “Earth is a glorified interstellar rest stop that needs a deep power-wash.”
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